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longball
'21, '23 COE Winner
The Pope & The Seven Dwarfs
The 7 Dwarfs were in Rome visiting the Pope.
Dopey says to the Pope, "Your Holiness, are there any Dwarf Nuns in the Vatican?" The other 6 Dwarfs start to snicker. Dopey whispers to them and says "Shh... Shhh.... This is the Vatican, don't embarrass us!"
The Pope turns to his assistants & asks them to research the issue. A few moments later, his assistants return & whisper in the Pope's ear, and the Pope says to Dopey, "No, Dopey, there are no Dwarf Nuns in the Vatican."
The other 6 Dwarfs snicker again, barely containing their laughter. Dopey whispers to them, "Quiet! You can't laugh here!".
Dopey turns to the Pope and says, "Your Holiness, are there any Dwarf Nuns in Europe?" whereupon the other 6 Dwarfs sniker and lightly laugh. Dopey turns to them and says "Stop it! Shhh! Shhh!" The Pope says, "I don't know, but let's find out." He turns to his assistants & asks them to research the issue. A few moments later, his assistants return & whisper in the Pope's ear, and the Pope says to Dopey, "No, there are no Dwarf Nuns in Europe."
Dopey's Dwarf companions can't hold it back anymore, and begin to laugh.
Dopey says, "Hush, Hush! You're embarrassing me! You're embarrassing us all!".
Dopey turns to the Pope and says, "Your Holiness, are there any Dwarf Nuns anywhere on the entire Earth?"
The Pope's assistants, anticipating this question, already had the answer and whispered to the Pope, who replies to Dopey, "I'm sorry, Dopey, but there are NO Dwarf Nuns anywhere in the entire world."
The other dwarfs can't contain themselves, and break into knee-slapping, very loud guffaws, and once they calmed down a bit, they begin to sing:
"Dopey fucked a Penguin... Dopey fucked a Penguin...."
longball
'21, '23 COE Winner
Teacher was asking some grade schooler's what their parents did for work
Billy said his dad was an auto mechanic
Little June said her dad was a banker, and mom was a secretary
Cheryl said her dad worked at the Post Office.
Little Johnny piped up and said both his daddy & mommy were shade-tearers.
Teacher paused, said she'd never heard of such a thing.
Johnny goes I hear Dad say in the bedroom, Honey, pull down those shades, I wanna tear off a piece!
longball
'21, '23 COE Winner
I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?”
Embarrassed... I said, “I’m alright!!"
The voice said, "So what are you up to?” I said, “Ummm...Just trying to handle a little private business over here!”
Then I hear, “Can I come over?”
Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!."
Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!"
Tom bolenate
2021 COE Winner
English/USA mesure system is really weird sometimes...
