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longball
'21, '23 COE Winner
What does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both go to Uranus to deal with Klingons.
AN IRISHMAN IS IN THE BAR, DRINKING A PINT OF GUINNESS
A LADY NEXT TO HIM SAYS,
“WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I AM HAVING GUINNESS TOO.”
IRISH MAN – “I’M CELEBRATING.”
LADY – “ME TOO.”
IRISH MAN – “WHAT A COINCIDENCE! WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING?”
LADY – “MY HUSBAND & I HAVE TRIED FOR 4 YEARS FOR A BABY. TODAY I’M PREGNANT!”
IRISHMAN – “WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I AM A FARMER. FOR 4 YEARS MY HENS COULDN’T LAY ANY EGGS. TODAY ALL ARE LAYING EGGS!”
LADY – “WOW! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?”
IRISHMAN – “I USED A DIFFERENT COCK.”
LADY SMILED AND SAID,
“WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!!”
They both go to Uranus to deal with Klingons.
AN IRISHMAN IS IN THE BAR, DRINKING A PINT OF GUINNESS
A LADY NEXT TO HIM SAYS,
“WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I AM HAVING GUINNESS TOO.”
IRISH MAN – “I’M CELEBRATING.”
LADY – “ME TOO.”
IRISH MAN – “WHAT A COINCIDENCE! WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING?”
LADY – “MY HUSBAND & I HAVE TRIED FOR 4 YEARS FOR A BABY. TODAY I’M PREGNANT!”
IRISHMAN – “WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I AM A FARMER. FOR 4 YEARS MY HENS COULDN’T LAY ANY EGGS. TODAY ALL ARE LAYING EGGS!”
LADY – “WOW! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?”
IRISHMAN – “I USED A DIFFERENT COCK.”
LADY SMILED AND SAID,
“WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!!”
longball
'21, '23 COE Winner
What did Socialists use before Candles ?
Electricity !
A little girl told her mother that there was a monster in her room and asked if she could sleep in her mother's room.
Her mother replied, "Don't be silly! Then the monster would follow you into my room and kill me!"
Wife says I keep pushing her buttons. If that was true I would have found the "mute" button by now.
The cops just left. They said that if I'm going to walk around the house naked, I have to do it inside.
Electricity !
A little girl told her mother that there was a monster in her room and asked if she could sleep in her mother's room.
Her mother replied, "Don't be silly! Then the monster would follow you into my room and kill me!"
Wife says I keep pushing her buttons. If that was true I would have found the "mute" button by now.
The cops just left. They said that if I'm going to walk around the house naked, I have to do it inside.
