What does the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both go to Uranus to deal with Klingons.
AN IRISHMAN IS IN THE BAR, DRINKING A PINT OF GUINNESS
A LADY NEXT TO HIM SAYS,
“WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I AM HAVING GUINNESS TOO.”
IRISH MAN – “I’M CELEBRATING.”
LADY – “ME TOO.”
IRISH MAN – “WHAT A COINCIDENCE! WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING?”
LADY – “MY HUSBAND & I HAVE TRIED FOR 4 YEARS FOR A BABY. TODAY I’M PREGNANT!”
IRISHMAN – “WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I AM A FARMER. FOR 4 YEARS MY HENS COULDN’T LAY ANY EGGS. TODAY ALL ARE LAYING EGGS!”
LADY – “WOW! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?”
IRISHMAN – “I USED A DIFFERENT COCK.”
LADY SMILED AND SAID,
“WHAT A COINCIDENCE !!!”
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