Joke thread

[Mr. Brown]

My smallest son came home from school and asked me: "Are farts heavy?"
I answered: "No."
He said: "You're right. But do you know why?"
I answered: "No, I don't."
He smiled all over and said: "If your farts are heavy, it is shit!"

 

[musashi]

 

[Ken Abbis]

 

[Ken Abbis]

 

[musashi]

 

[BrotherBoris]

King Crimson album cover! Did a lot of acid listening to it…But that was + 50 years ago when my mind could handle it. At least I think it did.