longball
'21, '23 COE Winner
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law.
My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?'
I said ‘No, six should be enough.'
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him,
"Anything you say can and will be held against you."
The man replies, "Boobs!"
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
My girlfriend came out of the shower and said
"I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?
I said "yeah, the drain is clogged again. "
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
