Joke thread

longball · Oct 9, 2022

Hanzde said: 'yea people in germany buyed all the toiled paper at the start was it corona..."

Mr. Brown · Oct 9, 2022

longball said:
Hanzde said: 'yea people in germany buyed all the toiled paper at the start was it corona..."

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We say 'Haben ist besser als brauchen' in Germany

DannyTwoJoints · Oct 9, 2022

I think this has been done already, but still

longball · Oct 9, 2022

@Mr. Brown said: "We say 'Haben ist besser als brauchen' in Germany "

How do you say, "Ich bin Bälle tief im Toilettenpapier"?

Mr. Brown · Oct 10, 2022

longball said:
@Mr. Brown said: "We say 'Haben ist besser als brauchen' in Germany "

How do you say, "Ich bin Bälle tief im Toilettenpapier"?

We don't call balls balls. We call them nuts or eggs. So we would say "Ich stehe bis zu den Eiern in Toilettenpapier"

But because Germany is a land of poets and thinkers most people wouldn't use such a phrase

Dj_Greenhouse · Oct 10, 2022

Mr. Brown said:
We don't call balls balls. We call them nuts or eggs. So we would say "Ich stehe bis zu den Eiern in Toilettenpapier"
But because Germany is a land of poets and thinkers most people wouldn't use such a phrase

longball · Oct 10, 2022

Ken Abbis · Oct 11, 2022

on the topic of balls deep,,,

what is the smallest hotel in the world?
a womans #*@% because you have to leave your bags outside

Tetsuo · Oct 11, 2022

How millennials see the elders of this forum...

https://youtube.com/shorts/ANk4TkfIbv0?feature=share

musashi · Oct 12, 2022

quinxstar · Oct 12, 2022

Ken Abbis · Oct 14, 2022

Ken Abbis said:
on the topic of balls deep,,,

what is the smallest hotel in the world?
a womans #*@% because you have to leave your bags outside

there must be at least ONE case in the whole world where this is not true?

longball · Oct 14, 2022

at least one? lololololol There was a lady at work, fairly typical. You had to strap a 4 foot 2x4 across your ass so that you did not fall in up to your neck? 'Neck Deep'? Bottomless pit?

Ken Abbis · Oct 14, 2022

longball said:
at least one? lololololol There was a lady at work, fairly typical. You had to strap a 4 foot 2x4 across your ass so that you did not fall in up to your neck? 'Neck Deep'? Bottomless pit?

how do you know that ahahahahahaha

i guess it would keep your longballs nice n warm