Joke thread


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Two old rabbi's are walking past a church and see a sign outside.

“Convert to Catholicism now and get $1,000 in cash.”

“You wait here,” Abe tells Sol. “I’m going in.”

A short time later, Abe comes out. “That’s it. I’ve converted.”

"Well? How did it go? Asked Sol.

"Oh, fine. It was easy" says Abe.

“Did you get the money?” asks Sol.

“That’s all you people think about?” retorts Abe.