Joke thread

[musashi]

 

[longball]

^^^^^^^ For a good healthy salad, you are going to need a whole lot more bacon than that piddling amount! SMH!
Good job with the hand sanitizer!

Longball

 

[crazyhorse73]

 

[TGTDE]

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[crazyhorse73]

 

[crazyhorse73]

 

[musashi]

 

[musashi]

 

[musashi]

 

[longball]

musashi posted:



I might have said to the woman with the salad:

 

[musashi]

 

[musashi]

 

[musashi]

 

[longball]

Son: "Dad, why is my sister's name Rose?"
Dad: "Because your mother loves roses"
Son: "Thanks, Dad"
Dad: "You're welcome, Dick"

 

[Ken Abbis]

 

[acrid]

 

[Tom bolenate]

Just received an invitation for the squid game...

 

[longball]

Never heard of the 'Squid Game'. Is this a game you play with your foot? Looks like you are going to kick it? (There is a joke in there somewhere )

Longball

 

[musashi]

 

[musashi]