Joke thread

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Got a new prescription of pain killers for my broken wrist.

Trying to figure out when to take them is a joke!

I will admit most of the time I am now whacked out of my mind and don't feel a bit of pain.

And that is no joke! ;)

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longball said:
Got a new prescription of pain killers for my broken wrist.

Trying to figure out when to take them is a joke!

I will admit most of the time I am now whacked out of my mind and don't feel a bit of pain.

And that is no joke! ;)

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no way man whoever wrote that shite is lysfexic as duck!

you know what you call a mexican that had his car stolen?. carlos
 
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reminds me of a mate recently who saw an Indian doctor here for a prostate check, most Indian's here are small in stature very quiet folk this GP was the size of the doorway, great big Punjabi bear of a bloke turban and all "hands like fucking shovels mate" was his words, "no word of a lie when he pulled his finger out it felt like I had involunatarily shat myself" I cried laughing as I passed him half a smoked spliff, so glad I'm not registered at his GP practice (y)
 
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