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BenPlantin
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spell? i dunno but they sure are magicians with cannabis ! .... and comics... good ol' gonad man got the nuts to keep it real !Aussies can spell?
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Subject:Cabbie picks up a Nun.
Cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her. Finally, she asks him
why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to
offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're
as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you
get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure
that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
number one, you have to be single, and number two, you
must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single
and I am Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull over into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.
But, when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm
married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm on
my way to a Halloween party."
Cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her. Finally, she asks him
why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to
offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're
as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you
get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure
that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
number one, you have to be single, and number two, you
must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single
and I am Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull over into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.
But, when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm
married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm on
my way to a Halloween party."
crazyhorse73
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Tom bolenate
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