longball
'21, '23 COE Winner
I can't get enough of your 'Fugly Bunch' @longball
Hopefully you have some left for the day I make it to Upstate New York
MB
There will always be some of the Fugly Bunch for you Mr. Brown when you come visit Beautiful Upstate New York. A Secret Super Special Mother Fugly Cola was selected especially for you and Flash Frozen within seconds of it being plucked from Mother Fugly! As you recall, Mother Fugly had many top colas. She had not been topped or super cropped. She was just a Super Freak!
Mother Fugly
After the Secret Super Special Mother Fugly Cola was Flash Frozen within seconds of it being plucked from Mother Fugly, it was immediately vacuum packed, and then hermetically sealed, and placed into a 3 Lock Box, which was then placed into a secret compartment in the 'Dumpster of Destiny'.
3 Lock Box
The 'Dumpster of Destiny' is located deep in the bowels of the 'Dungeon of Despair'. To reach the 'Dungeon of Despair', first go to Aisle 4 in Home Depot. At the end Aisle 4 will be an unlit set of stairs. Descend down the pitch black darkness to the 'Dungeon of Despair'.
Aisle 4, Home Depot.
At the bottom of the stairs is the first room of the 'Dungeon of Despair'. This is where all the 'Lil Pretties' are hung to drip-dry, top-down, bottom up!
No living person is allowed beyond this point other than moi and 'The Guardian of the Dumpster of Destiny', a sinister little midget with a bucket and a mop, where the blood goes down the drain.
For a sneak peek at the Secret Super Special Mother Fugly Cola, simply solve this puzzle:
Longball
I spent my Saturday night writing Sci-FI for a bunch of stoners when I should have been out Whorin' around on a Saturday Night. ShitPissFuck!
