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longball
'21, '23 COE Winner
Good idea! Great way to get a vacation or ban. Please take out the attachment in the quote above.
Whats is point of this joke ? because Is hard for me to laugh . Political Jokes sexual jokes try insult people because their are different?
Deach69
2022 COE Winner
It wouldn't surprise me that some folks would do such things
The dynamite floating in the water reminded me of a time I was canoeing down the Miramichi river, and we came across 2 "fishermen" and 2 local aboriginals. These guys paid big bucks to have the guides with them. And because they had the "guides" they could fish off season and they could fish with pretty well any technique they chose. These guys would take worms and use syringes to inject the worms with air so they would float with the hooks.
I don't fish because I can't eat fish, but I'm pretty sure that's extremely far from why most folks choose to fish salmon. Funny eh
Ha! Came across some old school jokes. They are still funny today. As @Ken Abbis sez, laughter is the best medicine! If you can’t laugh at yourself…
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Why did a Polish man put ice cubes in his condom? To reduce swelling.
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor for new prescription glasses. The eye doctor sets him and up and shows a board on the wall with a series of small letters “PCZWAKOZDSXKI”... The doctor then asks the Polish man: “Can you read these letters for me?”… The polish man responds: “Can I read this? I even know the guy!"
A Polish man immigrates to the United States. He doesn’t speak English very well but still ends up marrying an American woman. One day though, he ends up going to a divorce laywer, and asks how to go about setting up a divorce. The lawyer asks a few questions: Lawyer: “Do you have any grounds?”. Polish man: “Yes, we have little house… with garden. Is nice.”, Lawyer: “I mean… do you have any foundation for this case?” Polish man: “yes, concrete foundation”. Lawyer” “Ok…. Well, tell me about your wife. Does your wife beat you up?” Polish man: “no, I am always first one up”. Lawyer “Well, is she a nagger?” Polish man: “No, she white”. Lawyer: “why do you want a divorce?”. Polish man: “I think she is going to poison me.” Lawyer, surprised “oh, why do you think that?”. Polish man: we argued, and the next day, she got several bottles at drugstore and it was written on them: ‘Polish Remover’…
Leon the Pole came home one day from work, and walked into his bedroom shouting "Honey I’m home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife He was so angry he pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!”
Leon the Pole won a Gold medal at the last Olympics. He was so proud when he returned home that he had the medal bronzed!
Two Polish police officers walk down the street in Warzaw. They suddenly notice a monkey walking around the street. Puzzled, they try to figure out what to do. The first Policeman suggests to the second “This monkey seems to be all by himself with no caregiver or owner. Do you think you could catch him, and take him to the Zoo?” The second Policeman agrees, manages to catch the monkey, and now tells the first Policeman that he is going to take the monkey to the zoo, and come back. The first Policeman continues his tour, but after an hour, notices that the second policeman is still not back, and is not reachable. 2 hours go by, then 3 hours go by…. Until finally the second Policeman comes back… but he still has the monkey! The first Policeman, puzzled, asks “Why were you gone for 3 hours, and why do you still have the monkey? Did the Zoo not want him?”. The second Policeman responds “No… I took him out to the zoo, as you suggested. We had a very nice time. Now I’m thinking about taking him out to the aquarium.”
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor for new prescription glasses. The eye doctor sets him and up and shows a board on the wall with a series of small letters “PCZWAKOZDSXKI”... The doctor then asks the Polish man: “Can you read these letters for me?”… The polish man responds: “Can I read this? I even know the guy!"
A Polish man immigrates to the United States. He doesn’t speak English very well but still ends up marrying an American woman. One day though, he ends up going to a divorce laywer, and asks how to go about setting up a divorce. The lawyer asks a few questions: Lawyer: “Do you have any grounds?”. Polish man: “Yes, we have little house… with garden. Is nice.”, Lawyer: “I mean… do you have any foundation for this case?” Polish man: “yes, concrete foundation”. Lawyer” “Ok…. Well, tell me about your wife. Does your wife beat you up?” Polish man: “no, I am always first one up”. Lawyer “Well, is she a nagger?” Polish man: “No, she white”. Lawyer: “why do you want a divorce?”. Polish man: “I think she is going to poison me.” Lawyer, surprised “oh, why do you think that?”. Polish man: we argued, and the next day, she got several bottles at drugstore and it was written on them: ‘Polish Remover’…
Leon the Pole came home one day from work, and walked into his bedroom shouting "Honey I’m home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife He was so angry he pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!”
Leon the Pole won a Gold medal at the last Olympics. He was so proud when he returned home that he had the medal bronzed!
Two Polish police officers walk down the street in Warzaw. They suddenly notice a monkey walking around the street. Puzzled, they try to figure out what to do. The first Policeman suggests to the second “This monkey seems to be all by himself with no caregiver or owner. Do you think you could catch him, and take him to the Zoo?” The second Policeman agrees, manages to catch the monkey, and now tells the first Policeman that he is going to take the monkey to the zoo, and come back. The first Policeman continues his tour, but after an hour, notices that the second policeman is still not back, and is not reachable. 2 hours go by, then 3 hours go by…. Until finally the second Policeman comes back… but he still has the monkey! The first Policeman, puzzled, asks “Why were you gone for 3 hours, and why do you still have the monkey? Did the Zoo not want him?”. The second Policeman responds “No… I took him out to the zoo, as you suggested. We had a very nice time. Now I’m thinking about taking him out to the aquarium.”
Some Island jokes! 
Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
Their flight was deleied.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
I couldn’t afford the trip to Hawaii.
I had to put it on “leiaway”.
How did the Hawaiian hipster die?
He walked on lava before it was cool.
My geometry teacher went to Hawaii.
When he came back, he was a tan gent.
I knew I guy from Hawaii who had a weird laugh.
Some describe it as a cackle, but I always thought it was more of a low ha.
What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?
“I WANT SAMOA!”
Why is playing craps better in Hawaii?
Because it’s a tropical pair of dice.
How exactly to you get from California to Hawaii?
By crossing the specific ocean.
What’s a very, very quiet laugh in Hawaii?
A low ha.
What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?
A Polysneezin.
What kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?
Mahalo bro lights.
What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?
Hula the dogs out?
A tourist in Hawaii is amazed at how healthy and invigorated he feels after just a few days into visiting the islands…
He strikes up a conversation with one of the locals while they are wading out into the crystal clear, warm surf on yet another perfect island day.
“I just cant get over how beautiful this place is,” the tourist says excitedly, “I feel great! I haven’t felt this young and healthy in years! Island life is fantastic!”
The local says, “I know what you mean! Take me for instance. When I came here I was totally bald, didn’t have any teeth and I couldn’t even walk…and look at me now!”
The tourist looks at him and says, “Wow, that’s amazing! How long have you been here?”
The local says, “Oh, I was born here.”
Steve is in his car driving on the highway by the ocean in California when he stops and asks God for just 1 wish for being a super faithful and good human being. God instantly appears and tells Steve that he has earned right for one wish.
Steve says, “I wish for a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I can drive there and have a great time.”
God replies, “Ehhhh! Your wish is too materialistic! I would have to get the concrete, carefully think about the design, along with pipes and suspensions for balance and aesthetics. It would be quite a bit to handle on my part! Wish something else and I will grant it.”
Greg thinks for a moment and then says, “Hmmm… Okay, I wish to be able to read women’s minds. I want to know exactly what they’re thinking at all times, what they mean when they say ‘nothing’. Basically, I want to understand women inside out.”
God says, “So do you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?”
Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
Their flight was deleied.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
I couldn’t afford the trip to Hawaii.
I had to put it on “leiaway”.
How did the Hawaiian hipster die?
He walked on lava before it was cool.
My geometry teacher went to Hawaii.
When he came back, he was a tan gent.
I knew I guy from Hawaii who had a weird laugh.
Some describe it as a cackle, but I always thought it was more of a low ha.
What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?
“I WANT SAMOA!”
Why is playing craps better in Hawaii?
Because it’s a tropical pair of dice.
How exactly to you get from California to Hawaii?
By crossing the specific ocean.
What’s a very, very quiet laugh in Hawaii?
A low ha.
What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?
A Polysneezin.
What kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?
Mahalo bro lights.
What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?
Hula the dogs out?
A tourist in Hawaii is amazed at how healthy and invigorated he feels after just a few days into visiting the islands…
He strikes up a conversation with one of the locals while they are wading out into the crystal clear, warm surf on yet another perfect island day.
“I just cant get over how beautiful this place is,” the tourist says excitedly, “I feel great! I haven’t felt this young and healthy in years! Island life is fantastic!”
The local says, “I know what you mean! Take me for instance. When I came here I was totally bald, didn’t have any teeth and I couldn’t even walk…and look at me now!”
The tourist looks at him and says, “Wow, that’s amazing! How long have you been here?”
The local says, “Oh, I was born here.”
Steve is in his car driving on the highway by the ocean in California when he stops and asks God for just 1 wish for being a super faithful and good human being. God instantly appears and tells Steve that he has earned right for one wish.
Steve says, “I wish for a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I can drive there and have a great time.”
God replies, “Ehhhh! Your wish is too materialistic! I would have to get the concrete, carefully think about the design, along with pipes and suspensions for balance and aesthetics. It would be quite a bit to handle on my part! Wish something else and I will grant it.”
Greg thinks for a moment and then says, “Hmmm… Okay, I wish to be able to read women’s minds. I want to know exactly what they’re thinking at all times, what they mean when they say ‘nothing’. Basically, I want to understand women inside out.”
God says, “So do you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?”
Whats is point of this joke ? because Is hard for me to laugh . Political Jokes sexual jokes try insult people because their are different?
The difference between jokes vs personal insults.
Some of your recent personal insults:
Once upon a time was a tribe called the Brown nosers .
Nothing loads still
after all this Philosophical talks teaching about patient .All this theories and kissing each others assDam you kids you should all listen to daddy
Straight talks and learn from mistakes. Happy Sunday
My post was deleted?Brown nosers got hurt
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I can upload nothing still .
Disrespecting staff including Shanti, HHHG, Kristian, me- no problem. Insulting members- problem. Brown nosers? Ass kissers? Trolling? Tell us what you really think about our MNS family. Yeah, hard to laugh at your insulting and condescending jokes.
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longball
'21, '23 COE Winner
I picked this receiver up at Radio Shack years ago. Once you get it tuned in, it works great!
