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quinxstar said:
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WTF! Can’t make this weird s*t up.
A felony arrest warrant has been issued in Las Vegas for Biden official Sam Brinton. He is a deputy assistant secretary with the Department of Energy, most famous for identifying as ‘non-binary…
…This is the second such charge for the deputy secretary. In November, Brinton was charged with a felony after he was caught stealing designer luggage from the Minneapolis airport.
 
musashi said:
WTF! Can’t make this weird s*t up.
A felony arrest warrant has been issued in Las Vegas for Biden official Sam Brinton. He is a deputy assistant secretary with the Department of Energy, most famous for identifying as ‘non-binary…
…This is the second such charge for the deputy secretary. In November, Brinton was charged with a felony after he was caught stealing designer luggage from the Minneapolis airport.
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he have not enought with his salary :)
 
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Subject: observation
An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. 'There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.' Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. 'Now you must do the same,' he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. 'Second,' the professor continued, 'you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?'

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