stickman2006
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i heard you talk about that before im going to try that, thanks
What are YOU smoking today? (PICTURES)
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MImedpatient
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I snagged a McCormick's coffee rub grinder off the clearance rack. It was pretty good. @Pennywise420 got an tips on preferred types of coffee for us to try?
Pennywise420
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I always used Folgers it’s just what I kept for morning coffee. I don’t think it really matters because you really don’t taste the coffee after the ribs are cooked. The acids in the coffee is what makes it works to tenderize your ribs. We cooked sample ribs marinated in coffee at the Kroger where I worked and the whole neighborhood started using it. Lol
Unfortunately, not enough.
I have some nearly white bubble that I made from one of my Thai plants, I have some BubbleBerry (bubblegum x blueberry), I have some sour diesel, and I have some kush wax I got in Colorado at some dispensary I don't recall (Trinidad was the city).
Excuse me, I'm going to be straight up here because I need to get this out....I really need to vent.
Mus, if this offends, delete it, you have my blessing to do so, but I really have no other venue andhave to get this out....it's a need.
I'm drinking Plantation Xaymaca rum and smoking everything I have, and I've taken several vicodins and a lortab or two and fuck me if it's even close to getting me a buzz.
This morning my Dr. called and told me the last blood test she'd taken from me read a PSA of 435 (look it up if you're not versed) and that the purple/black coloring on the toes of my left foot means that I'll be losing that foot very soon.
She was crying when she told me this and damned if I haven't been since...I'm a slobbering idiot right now.
Yea, metastases (if that's how it's spelled and fuck if I care if it's not).
You guys have all been super decent and nice to me, even though I can be a cantankerous old shit, I've tried to spread any knowledge I have freely.
Hell sorry about those beans I sent, the post office xrayed them and now I know better....use coroplast in a standard envelope, stupid me.
It's been a helluva ride guys, thanks for whatever it was that was entertaining for the moment (pics, jokes, snide remarks, whatever).
Hope I've helped at least one of you at one point or another and not been too much of an ass.
I'll try to be around as I can but I know it won't be for as much as I'd like.
In summary;
Thank you.
MImedpatient
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I send you virtual hugs.
Pennywise420
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I’ll keep you in my prayers brother.
I have a feeling you don't get it.
No offense or slight implied.
But...I thank you for your thoughts.
My Dr. passed down a death sentence today, I won't be getting better, and I don't have much time.
Gawd I hate typing that but it's up to me to face it, I just hope I can do it gracefully.
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stickman2006
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sorry for your situation brother you take care.
theres no words for this.. i`m so sorry for you brother.
longball
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Autoflower Girls I Know - by Z. Woof CHAPTER ONE
musashi said: "was it the anticipation of Zomby Woof's new book, "Autoflower Girls That I Have Known"?
Great idea, musashi! A pictorial book, as posting a picture is worth more than typing 1,000 words. I had the perfect opportunity recently. I had a rather unexpected party at my house and all the autoflower girls, past and present, would be there including many other pretty girls that I hope someday I will convert to an autoflower girl. The week before, the area's best and most popular jam band called and asked if they could put on a show in my yard. Free show. They would play for free, take care of lights, and a soundman, I've worked with a couple of the guys for 30 years so they knew I had a well and septic tank so they would order a Porta-John, and bring tents, tables, food, just let them know what was needed for a great party and they would take care of it. An offer I couldn't refuse?
I knew the band had been asked to play that night in one of the area's more popular venues. Why would they turn down a gig that pays money to play a gig that does not pay money? Was it the autoflower girls? Being a small part of the music scene for the past 50 years I always thought it was the other way around. You had to call a band to play at your house and offer them the world. An offer they couldn't refuse. As a betting man, I thought in terms of how a betting man might make this decision. I said to myself, "I bet I'll have a great time". Good enough. Let's have a party! As the party would start at 7pm I would be shooting in a lower light level than I am used to so I grabbed my photography book and looked that up. I wanted to get some nice pics of the autoflower girls holding their plants!
'Raisinhead' setting up on my lawn. In the background you can see the Porta-John they rented sitting in front of my house. So close to the road that when you open the door a passing car might take it off!
Ted's groovy pants! Had to send to England for them as there is no style in America!
Ted's groovy pipe! Made in America by a friend!
Soundcheck with Ted's groovy pants and pipe!
Audience seating for the expected crowd!
It turns out that was the last pic I took that day! Sorry. I'll post up some pics from the autoflowers girls' websites. As the guests started arriving it is customary for the women to give me a good strong hug. Hugs, like handshakes, can be either weak and limp like shaking hands or hugging a dead fish or a good hug is like a good handshake, strong and firm. Like you mean it. When a woman gives you a good strong hug you should come away from it with a smile on your face and good idea of her bra size!
A good hug also makes a woman smile. She knows what she just did. Even married women like a good hug. Even though they won't cheat on their husband they like to feel sexy and attractive to men other than their husband. I can help with that! Not all woman have been taught to hug correctly but I am always there to help! Women are very fast learners!!!
When the first female guest came to give me a good hug, we started to hug and…OUCH! WTF? The damn camera hanging on my chest gave us a good poke. Off came the camera and I never put it back on. This time I got a real hug and walked away with a smile on my face and if I was a betting man, I'd bet she was a size 34B!
At some point during the party, I saw Kelly talking to Cat Seyler and wanted to be a part of that conversation. 2 of the sexiest girls at the party(to me). First, a quick story and back to the party. Cat was not invited to the party; I've never invited Cat to a party but she's has been to every one of them. Most guys think Cat is the prettiest girl in town. I don't know but I sure as hell ain't asking her to leave. Not before a good hug anyway. Cat is a well-known artist in the area and has made her living selling her art work for the past number of decades. Like many artists, she is very reclusive and private. Hard to get a picture of her when you took your camera off! So, I grabbed this pic from her 'Etsy store'. She sells her 'little' stuff' there and the bigger stuff is sold at art auctions. The first picture Cat is in the middle with a blue hat. The two pictures to the right are the Cat we all know and love. Some of her artwork is also included. Cat is an autoflower girl.
I walk over to Kelly and Cat, now I wouldn't make something up unless it was true but sometimes you just can't make it up even if it is true. Figuring I need a cute and clever line to join in the conversation with Kelly and Cat I say, "Kelly, do you have a fish in your pocket?". Kelly raises her right arm towards her heart and says, "No, Longball, I have the fish here in my armpit!" She raises her left arm and takes a fish fillet from her armpit! It is frozen in a vacuum sealed bag. It was from a salmon that she caught recently and had smoked it and it was a gift for me. She takes the fish, still in package of course, and rubs it all over her womanly parts both above and below the belt!!! Cat is like "OMG! I can't believe you just did that!!!".
She hands me the package and the irony of her rubbing fish on that certain G spot below the belt was not lost on me. I love eating fish as much as the next guy and the best way to see if the fish is fresh is to smell it. So, I put the package to my nose and start sniffing the hell out it. Yeah, that was fresh fish, good enough to eat! Cat is like, "OMG! You are worse than she is!" I said, "Yeah, I reckon that's true, Cat, but I'm sure living the fine life, baby!
Chanda Dewey. Chanda is the drummer for the band 'Glass Pony'. I love working with that band and tonight will mark the 40th show I've worked with them. If a band would like me to work with them the rider in my contract states that someone from the band must pick me up and drive me to the venue(unless it's my house), I will need food, and plenty of craft IPA beer. And driven back home(Maybe that's why bands would rather play at my house?). For that you will get the services of one of the finest "roadies" east of the Mississippi and north of the Carolina's. Chanda lives very close to me so when I work Glass Pony shows she picks me up and drives me home. I like my job! The blonde in the right background used to work for the Grateful Dead in San Francisco. She never went on tour so no tour stories but she has plenty of great stories of parties at Jerry Garcia's and other band members houses. Bands, parties, girls, sounds like something I should look into!
Chanda Dewey hard at work. Putnam Place, Saratoga Springs, NY!
NSFW!!! Thought I'd show a pic of me working the Putnam Place show with Chanda and Glass Pony. With this haircut all my male friends are like, "Dude, WTF?, you will be 67 in a few weeks, start acting your age!". All my female friends are like, "You'll never get old, Longball. Come give me a hug and you will feel better!" What's a man to do?
LadyT, Jill, Christine from Caribbean Sun Band. They play reggae music and when the girls harmonize it sounds like angels singing. I worked this show also, very easy to set up as they have very little equipment. Christine, on the right, lives 2 houses from me so I ride with her to CSB shows. While the work is hard and the hours brutal, I still enjoy my job! 12-hour days are the norm and I've done my share of 24-hour days. The show must go on!
Longball
musashi said: "was it the anticipation of Zomby Woof's new book, "Autoflower Girls That I Have Known"?
Great idea, musashi! A pictorial book, as posting a picture is worth more than typing 1,000 words. I had the perfect opportunity recently. I had a rather unexpected party at my house and all the autoflower girls, past and present, would be there including many other pretty girls that I hope someday I will convert to an autoflower girl. The week before, the area's best and most popular jam band called and asked if they could put on a show in my yard. Free show. They would play for free, take care of lights, and a soundman, I've worked with a couple of the guys for 30 years so they knew I had a well and septic tank so they would order a Porta-John, and bring tents, tables, food, just let them know what was needed for a great party and they would take care of it. An offer I couldn't refuse?
I knew the band had been asked to play that night in one of the area's more popular venues. Why would they turn down a gig that pays money to play a gig that does not pay money? Was it the autoflower girls? Being a small part of the music scene for the past 50 years I always thought it was the other way around. You had to call a band to play at your house and offer them the world. An offer they couldn't refuse. As a betting man, I thought in terms of how a betting man might make this decision. I said to myself, "I bet I'll have a great time". Good enough. Let's have a party! As the party would start at 7pm I would be shooting in a lower light level than I am used to so I grabbed my photography book and looked that up. I wanted to get some nice pics of the autoflower girls holding their plants!
'Raisinhead' setting up on my lawn. In the background you can see the Porta-John they rented sitting in front of my house. So close to the road that when you open the door a passing car might take it off!
Ted's groovy pants! Had to send to England for them as there is no style in America!
Ted's groovy pipe! Made in America by a friend!
Soundcheck with Ted's groovy pants and pipe!
Audience seating for the expected crowd!
It turns out that was the last pic I took that day! Sorry. I'll post up some pics from the autoflowers girls' websites. As the guests started arriving it is customary for the women to give me a good strong hug. Hugs, like handshakes, can be either weak and limp like shaking hands or hugging a dead fish or a good hug is like a good handshake, strong and firm. Like you mean it. When a woman gives you a good strong hug you should come away from it with a smile on your face and good idea of her bra size!
A good hug also makes a woman smile. She knows what she just did. Even married women like a good hug. Even though they won't cheat on their husband they like to feel sexy and attractive to men other than their husband. I can help with that! Not all woman have been taught to hug correctly but I am always there to help! Women are very fast learners!!!When the first female guest came to give me a good hug, we started to hug and…OUCH! WTF? The damn camera hanging on my chest gave us a good poke. Off came the camera and I never put it back on. This time I got a real hug and walked away with a smile on my face and if I was a betting man, I'd bet she was a size 34B!
At some point during the party, I saw Kelly talking to Cat Seyler and wanted to be a part of that conversation. 2 of the sexiest girls at the party(to me). First, a quick story and back to the party. Cat was not invited to the party; I've never invited Cat to a party but she's has been to every one of them. Most guys think Cat is the prettiest girl in town. I don't know but I sure as hell ain't asking her to leave. Not before a good hug anyway. Cat is a well-known artist in the area and has made her living selling her art work for the past number of decades. Like many artists, she is very reclusive and private. Hard to get a picture of her when you took your camera off! So, I grabbed this pic from her 'Etsy store'. She sells her 'little' stuff' there and the bigger stuff is sold at art auctions. The first picture Cat is in the middle with a blue hat. The two pictures to the right are the Cat we all know and love. Some of her artwork is also included. Cat is an autoflower girl.
I walk over to Kelly and Cat, now I wouldn't make something up unless it was true but sometimes you just can't make it up even if it is true. Figuring I need a cute and clever line to join in the conversation with Kelly and Cat I say, "Kelly, do you have a fish in your pocket?". Kelly raises her right arm towards her heart and says, "No, Longball, I have the fish here in my armpit!" She raises her left arm and takes a fish fillet from her armpit! It is frozen in a vacuum sealed bag. It was from a salmon that she caught recently and had smoked it and it was a gift for me. She takes the fish, still in package of course, and rubs it all over her womanly parts both above and below the belt!!! Cat is like "OMG! I can't believe you just did that!!!".
She hands me the package and the irony of her rubbing fish on that certain G spot below the belt was not lost on me. I love eating fish as much as the next guy and the best way to see if the fish is fresh is to smell it. So, I put the package to my nose and start sniffing the hell out it. Yeah, that was fresh fish, good enough to eat! Cat is like, "OMG! You are worse than she is!" I said, "Yeah, I reckon that's true, Cat, but I'm sure living the fine life, baby!
Chanda Dewey. Chanda is the drummer for the band 'Glass Pony'. I love working with that band and tonight will mark the 40th show I've worked with them. If a band would like me to work with them the rider in my contract states that someone from the band must pick me up and drive me to the venue(unless it's my house), I will need food, and plenty of craft IPA beer. And driven back home(Maybe that's why bands would rather play at my house?). For that you will get the services of one of the finest "roadies" east of the Mississippi and north of the Carolina's. Chanda lives very close to me so when I work Glass Pony shows she picks me up and drives me home. I like my job! The blonde in the right background used to work for the Grateful Dead in San Francisco. She never went on tour so no tour stories but she has plenty of great stories of parties at Jerry Garcia's and other band members houses. Bands, parties, girls, sounds like something I should look into!
Chanda Dewey hard at work. Putnam Place, Saratoga Springs, NY!
NSFW!!! Thought I'd show a pic of me working the Putnam Place show with Chanda and Glass Pony. With this haircut all my male friends are like, "Dude, WTF?, you will be 67 in a few weeks, start acting your age!". All my female friends are like, "You'll never get old, Longball. Come give me a hug and you will feel better!" What's a man to do?
LadyT, Jill, Christine from Caribbean Sun Band. They play reggae music and when the girls harmonize it sounds like angels singing. I worked this show also, very easy to set up as they have very little equipment. Christine, on the right, lives 2 houses from me so I ride with her to CSB shows. While the work is hard and the hours brutal, I still enjoy my job! 12-hour days are the norm and I've done my share of 24-hour days. The show must go on!
Longball
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longball
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Autoflower Girls I Know - by Z. Woof Chapter Two
I did work a show with both CSB and Glass Pony. A few more autoflower girls that were at the party helping with my makeup before the CSB & GP show!
Doing a fine job, girls! I know I talk a lot about girls but where are the pictures! Pictures or it didn't happen! Caught me! Another soundcheck! I wouldn't make it up unless it was true1
Almost ready!
Ready to meet the public! Got a lot of hugs that night! With 2 bands and a 10pm start it was a late night for me. Another 12-hour day. I was so tired when I got home that I forgot about my head. When I awoke in the morning my pillow was a multi-colored mess!
I hope that you enjoyed meeting some of the autoflower girls! Not sure when the book will come out as this seems to be a never-ending saga with new chapters continually being added. Maybe when I get old!
@musashi, I know you had great anticpation of this book, I hope the auto flower girls left you sufficently suffonsified.
Now for the question that everyone has been waiting for: What is Longball smoking today? Well, it sure as hell isn't baseballs or chicken, or even salmon! I'm smoking…….golf balls! These nugs are every bit as hard as a golf ball but tastier!
How is the aroma, taste, and high? Take a good look at that bud and let your imagination run wild. If I was a betting man, I'd bet your imagination will come pretty close to how good this is!
Longball
I did work a show with both CSB and Glass Pony. A few more autoflower girls that were at the party helping with my makeup before the CSB & GP show!
Doing a fine job, girls! I know I talk a lot about girls but where are the pictures! Pictures or it didn't happen! Caught me! Another soundcheck! I wouldn't make it up unless it was true1
Almost ready!
Ready to meet the public! Got a lot of hugs that night! With 2 bands and a 10pm start it was a late night for me. Another 12-hour day. I was so tired when I got home that I forgot about my head. When I awoke in the morning my pillow was a multi-colored mess!
I hope that you enjoyed meeting some of the autoflower girls! Not sure when the book will come out as this seems to be a never-ending saga with new chapters continually being added. Maybe when I get old!
@musashi, I know you had great anticpation of this book, I hope the auto flower girls left you sufficently suffonsified.Now for the question that everyone has been waiting for: What is Longball smoking today? Well, it sure as hell isn't baseballs or chicken, or even salmon! I'm smoking…….golf balls! These nugs are every bit as hard as a golf ball but tastier!
How is the aroma, taste, and high? Take a good look at that bud and let your imagination run wild. If I was a betting man, I'd bet your imagination will come pretty close to how good this is!
Longball
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As our good friend @Cannalicous would say, "Flowers in her hair, flowers everywhere! I love the flower girl!" Thanks @longball for keeping us on track, helping us get past the sad news.
You are welcome! The yin/yang of life. The sweetness and bitterness. As Sundance season begins, prayers are up in the healing round for all who suffer and for those who have gone back to the Milky Way. We have had other members on this site who have crossed over, it is never comfortable. In the end, all we can hope for are in the words of our braddah @n2ishun. "but it's up to me to face it, I just hope I can do it gracefully." Hoka hey, brah!
Mu
You are welcome! The yin/yang of life. The sweetness and bitterness. As Sundance season begins, prayers are up in the healing round for all who suffer and for those who have gone back to the Milky Way. We have had other members on this site who have crossed over, it is never comfortable. In the end, all we can hope for are in the words of our braddah @n2ishun. "but it's up to me to face it, I just hope I can do it gracefully." Hoka hey, brah!
Mu
longball
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musashi said: "and for those who have gone back to the Milky Way."
Hello musashi!
I thank you for the kind words and the words of wisdom. I myself was born of the dust of the Milky Way. Some day I will return. In the meantime I will choose happiness and forgiveness!
Longball
Hello musashi!
I thank you for the kind words and the words of wisdom. I myself was born of the dust of the Milky Way. Some day I will return. In the meantime I will choose happiness and forgiveness!
Longball
in hopes it breaks me out of the migraines im having lately
so.. im gonna try this!
Cannalicous
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