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i remember to have read an article on the newspapaper a guy stay blocked in the toilet of a train

Half an hour late on arrival for the Calais-Amiens train this Saturday. A strike? A derailed train? No, a young man found in the bathroom with his arm stuck in the hole for "a dumpling of weed". Funny discovery for the drivers of the Calais-Amiens train this Saturday afternoon. Around 5:30 p.m., "the train controllers heard cries coming from the toilets", according to Le Courrier Picard. Once the toilet door was opened, the SNCF agents found "a man on his knees with his arm buried up to the shoulder in the toilet hole". The young man was on leave and had to return to prison the same evening. According to his explanations, he would have liked to recover his dumpling of hash sucked up by the flush


it's here https://www.ladepeche.fr/article/2012/04/02/1321297-amiens-il-se-coince-le-bras-dans-le-trou-des-toilettes-du-train.html#:~:text=Une fois la porte des,la prison le soir-même.

i love the end

"The man was transferred to the emergency room with part of the toilet on his arm."


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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
 
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