Down Below

[barletta]

Yo Red. We talkin now, muthafukka!! ;-) LOL, don't come here all 'polite' cause I smoke you up for free. WEED IS FREE!!! LOL Twisted, and I'll show y'as why. I'm HOPING to get dropped off and picked up for the chop later today. I was gonna go yesterday, but God had the growroom set to 'Funkdafied', so I left em. Today is rocking too, but we get closer to freezing... I had a 34ish degree day ~10 days ago, and they were talking about frost for the last few nights, but my 'mim/max' thermomometer says that I've been above freezing. That plant is the overall winner if she is still there (PLEASE BE THERE!!!) I am smoking either samples of her or MW from ~ a week ago. Dry but no cure, and the taste is INFUKKINGCREDIBLE. MANGO/bubblegum/haze/lil bit of fuel/kush on the exhale. WHOA. Yes, better than the Spice.

That last page SUCKED for pix, and this thread IS in the 'budshot' section...

BUDSHOTS.

YUM-YUM. Either MW or SuperShit. I'll know when I go see the superShit, and I'll edit the post.

The Aurora monster plant ended up ~ 80g, so no complaints there. The bag of buds looks like a futuristic pillow, with 'calyx ribs' running through it... NL x Sk...

 

[barletta]

Oh the poor Spice...

Fukkin clone-only. I'll get pix of the indoor nugs later. I've never seen buds that look this good. The outdoor buds are second in KILLER smell only to whateverthafukk is in the post above.

Cool lil story bout that tupperware. I had that and a twin for ~2 yrs of putting a fat quarter in every week (sometimes more). The buds were delivered for 300/zip, and I dunno if they were beasters or what. I remember that they were fat, heavy buds that had no problem burning, and smelled/tasted/ -incensy/hashy/spicy/skunky. 1 or 2 zips over 18mo+ had a lil mold in it. Not mistreated, but not '2-handler fire'. Any whoo That lil tub smells better than anything that I have as far as containers. 2 yrs of commercial kb's smells better than 1 yr of (HEAVY USAGE) A++

OD pix SOON!!! (hopefully)

 

[redeye24/7]

Frosty Dank

10 mins & all the pics still aint loading , my computer needs a kick in the gonads

Hey B you stoned/high mf I hope that girl is still there in all her Glory

ps it;s Aston Martin , UK folk drive , I Believe old chap , tally ho

 

[barletta]

OK, red. You think you can cross thread post with ME??? Holy crap, I BEEN twisted ALL day. If you are slick (even though I know that you are not, cause you told me that your puter doesn't let you see pix in a prompt, timely fashion;-) try to find these elsewhere...

Aurora B 'Jungle Love'. 80g just fer me...

Some wackros.

 

[barletta]

These are great trees, just not 'as advertised'. I think that the consistency (IME, and G/Sk not withstanding) in the MrN beans is worth A LOT more than given credit for. My Shits, SSH's, and the 2 Spices have been ON THE MONEY when it comes to strain descriptions fitting 75%+ of the plants. My very limited experience with other breeder's descriptions/projected finish times has been that they are almost a waste of time. Shanti tells it like it is, and the plants are consistently quick, early, and delicious. I'm not a 'yield' guy, I figgure just make it up with new seedplants or delicious clones in #'s...

Still, I will be smoking tasty blunts of this AB all winter.

The 'around the corner' plants are still drying, and I haven't molested..er um.. trimmed them as of yet. That floral smell is killer.

I'll get some indoor pix up later, I'm waitin on this damn ride. If not today, I have to take the walk 2moro. Sky looks shitty...

 

[redeye24/7]

Dual On

Have we crossed Sword before , I think not Sir , prepare

She looks an ideal candidate for the bags but I bet she smokes A OK bro , peace

Can I give you a pat on the back , na fu*k it you keep on going Bro , pull the big one out soon

peace

ps any one find all things real real slow tonight or is it just me ? peace all

 

[barletta]

Have we crossed Sword before

No, no, no, my friend, I only like the girls.

LOL, those are some up uppity up up 'buds'. I keep smiling, and typing more accurately and faster than I normally do... Good bud for 'focus' work (if screwing up DOESN'T cost you a finger/limb). Like for the professional ping-pong and Madden tours.

He said, 'pull that big one out'... Sorry dude I couldn't resist. I heard eminem say the other day - 'I'm a 27 year old 11yr old...' If I'm over 27, am I living in the past??? Deep thoughts, with stoned people...

Dunno bout slow, but I got bumped a few times in a row. Hover over some of the individual threads from the 'forum' page. The threads seem to be coded to stop spammers. Wonder if that is slowing things up.

Anyone know where I can get a Wii fit??

 

[L33t]

great pics n nuggets barletta ,

love to see well grown sunlit frosty dry flowers
they all look so tasty!

 

[JessE]

It took 24 hours for this page to finally load haha, but once it did I was treated to some great shots of resinated herbalage. Ill bet you're one stoned mofo Barletta

Keep em coming bro.

 

[barletta]

Red, I'm going to chop our girl in ~3 hrs. Gonna clear out Farms. I can already smell that bubblegum haze... Oh wait, the bowl is goin...

J - "Ludo Make....FREIND???" lol I'm high.

L - Thanks dude! If you ever need a new roommate, lemmie know! I took the Aurora B shots under a 'bright overcast' sky. I passed up until now on taking pix in anything less than full sun, but these came out nice.

Well pg 35 was a winner, and I am hoping that there is sufficient light to get some OD 'standing' shots to kick off pg 36. Even if I'm choppin in the dark, I'll get some chopped shots up. LOL, I'm like a kid on Christmas Eve - I CAN'T wait to take the DELICIOUSNESS that is coming. I don't think that I'm sleeping 2nite.

 

[redeye24/7]

Good Luck man

Catch you later bro , I hope she's fat & dripping in resin chack ya later

 

[herbmister]

ill say it again some good lookin shit you have there

just wished i lived closer so i could try some of your fine weed

 

[barletta]

THEY'RE IN.

I'M BEAT.

I pulled an all nighter putting those patches out, and I pulled an all nighter taking them down. No sleep 'till Brooklyn. They were there and FAT. I left the SuperSpice, as she was very skimpy, and needs 2-3 wks anyway. We are going to see what different 'frosts' do to a sativa dom. I took A BUNCH of SuperShit (the rest, I'll get some pix of the trunk, and I may make a 'breakstick' for the dogs out of it). It's massive, I'd like to go collect what trunks that I can when I pull the SuperSpice in a few wks I also got some MW, and more Spice than I thought. There was also some Aurora B left (jungle plant), so her total may go over 100g

Gonna go pull the fans, take a shit, smoke some 'piney' Shit, take a shower, then CRASH. There will be pix, but not fer a while unless I get a 3rd or so wind.

 

[barletta]

Well, my 1st real cluster headache of the season knocked me the fukk out yesterday. I'm kinda putting off going down below, cause there is so much MORE trimming to do down there...

So how bout some dried shots???

Indoor Spice. Done (typically) 55-6 days, I took this one to ~70. Same cut as the one that I GLOW about outdoors (Wait till you see the buds that I got drying...). This is a 'special' cut. It is very potent, very balanced high -leans indica, but the smell and bag appeal are UNREAL. Hell, I'll just show ya.

Ima do a smoke report, but they just hit the Jar a few days ago, so I'll give em a week or 2. Same story with this Shit...

 

[barletta]

This Shit is the same cut that went piney outside. Her seedplant momma is pictured here with the THseeds Hemplant ~may/june in this thread. She was ready ~60 days, and I took her ~70. This is the last of this cut, I just have the 45Day left. This one gorws EXCACTLY the same as the other cut, it just takes a lil longer to 'fill out' and smells a lil sweeter growing.

I know it is hard to follow that Spice, as she could be passed as a clone only, but...

 

[L33t]

mmmm very frosty

 

[barletta]

Thanks, L. I would LOVE to see what you would do with a pack of the Spice.

One of the above Shit buds gave up a seed that I assume is from ogk x g13/h pollen. Whatever it is, ima soak it now. I'm pumped, cause I thought that I ran her out. I'm pretty sure that it's not a selfed seed, as it is mature as it can be, and I haven't seen ANY nanners on either Shit cut, even through some abuse.

I whacked out 4 hangers today... Funny, it seems like the lighter hangers would be less work, but all those lil buds are a pain in the ASS. The NUGS just need haircuts...

Lemmie work on this MH/Shit/AB dutch for a while.

EDIT - THERE WAS NO MH IN THE DUTCH. MangoWidow.

 

[Stacks]

Real real pretty buds there barletta, soz to hear about the headaches bro, im lucky in that aspect, i don't even get normal headaches but the missus is always taking tablets for them.

Can't wait to see these outdoor 1's when ya chop em'

Stacks

 

[barletta]

How To Roll A Blunt. Pt.1

Well, I love me some blunts mon. I figgured that I'd roll one up and take ya's fer the ride!!!

*PLEASE DON'T POST UNTIL "PART WHATEVERTHEFUKK" WITH THE ROLLED DUTCH IN IT. THANKS.*

Step 1 - The goods.

Here is what you need.
- .5g-2g of herb (homegrown MRN preferably)
- MACHINE ROLLED Cigar. I roll with dutch masters, cause they are consistently fresh; have a light, tasty outer leaf; and are available lots of places in 'singles'. Generally sold at convenience stores or gas stations. Ask for "A Dutch". If they don't know what you are talking bout, say, "..a Dutch Masters single cigar???" If they don't have em, go somewhere else. The 'blunt wraps' are a waste of money, herb, and plastic packaging. WORTHLESS. Don't go with the 'flavored' dutches either.
Corona De Luxe - red label.
- I suggest that you have a razor or other sharp blade to cut the dutch with unless you've seen someone 'crack' a dutch. It is a necessary skill for a 'blunt roller', but at first it is easy to ruin a dutch trying.

That leads to Rule #1 - DON'T FUKK UP THE DUTCH. Don't break it, and don't roll some POS blunt. A good blunt conserves weed, tastes good, and burns ~20min. A POS boats, smokes like shit, plugs, unwrapps, etc...
- Take your time.
- Use more spit.

OK, pix.

Step 2 - Break up the trees
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO BREAK UP THE WEED BEFORE OPENING THE CIGAR, AS IT WILL GO STALE QUICKLY

Um, do I have to explain? If you can roll a joint, you can roll a blunt. BUT the same principles apply. A good rolling mix (and a fresh dutch) is the way to a good dutch. Break up the weed (in this case, the 2 lil Spice buds from above; .5g) very well, but not to 'powder'. Remove all stems and seeds (twigs and pebbles). Stems will fukk up the dutch. If you grind it up too fine, it will compact easily and the dutch will burn like shit.

Step 3 - Unwrapping the dutch
OK, weed is ready to roll?? NOW take the cigar out of the packaging. You will see that there is a tobacco leaf rolled onto the outside.

The leaf is rolled diagonally ending at the mouthpiece/hole. We are going to unwrap the leaf backwards. To do that easily, you will need spit. A lot of spit. Basically you lick the hell outta the blunt near the mouthpiece until the leaf absorbs a lil and softens. Don't worry about the spit on this part of the leaf, as you will be throwing it out anyway. Be careful to not use so much spit as to get the inside 'paper' wet. A lil pressure and motion helps with the spit (I told her).
GET IT WET!!!

cont'd...

 

[barletta]

How To Roll A Blunt Pt.2

Step 3 (cont'd)

No, really, lick that thing...

Ok, got it substantially wet 1/2way down, and a lil licked up all over? Now figgure out how the leaf is rolled. Find the 'end' and flick at it with your fingernail to start it unrolling.

Now gently unwrap the leaf diagonally along the blunt. There may be stems (another reason to use dutches, as they have less stems in the leaf), so be careful not to tear the leaf, OR the inner paper.

What you should be left with.

cont'd...