charlesufarley
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Fish
2023 COE Winner
Australian: "That your dog?"
New Zealander: "Yep"
Australian: "Mind if I speak to him?'
New Zealander: "Dog don't talk.”
Australian: Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
New Zealander: (look of shock)
Australian: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the New Zealander)
Dog: "Yep."
Australian: How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
New Zealander: (Look of total disbelief!)
Australian: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
New Zealander: "Horse don't talk.”
Australian: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
New Zealander: (Extreme look of shock!)
Australian: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the New Zealander)
Horse: "Yep."
Australian: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
New Zealander: (Look of total amazement!)
Australian: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
New Zealander: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”
New Zealander: "Yep"
Australian: "Mind if I speak to him?'
New Zealander: "Dog don't talk.”
Australian: Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
New Zealander: (look of shock)
Australian: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the New Zealander)
Dog: "Yep."
Australian: How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
New Zealander: (Look of total disbelief!)
Australian: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
New Zealander: "Horse don't talk.”
Australian: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
New Zealander: (Extreme look of shock!)
Australian: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the New Zealander)
Horse: "Yep."
Australian: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
New Zealander: (Look of total amazement!)
Australian: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
New Zealander: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”
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Tom bolenate
2021 COE Winner
Tom bolenate
2021 COE Winner
Tom bolenate
2021 COE Winner
Definition of Different Religions:
| Taoism | Shit happens. |
| Confucianism | Confucius say, "Shit happens." |
| Buddhism | If shit happens, it isn't really shit. |
| Zen Buddhism | What is the sound of shit happening? |
| Hinduism | This shit happened before. |
| Mormonism | This shit is going to happen again. |
| Islam | If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah. |
| Stoicism | This shit is its own reward. |
| Protestantism | Let this shit happen to someone else. |
| Calvinism | Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. |
| Pentecostalism | In Jesus' name, heal this shit! |
| Catholicism | Shit happens because you deserve it. |
| Judaism | Why does this shit always happen to us? |
| Zoroastrianism | Shit happens half the time. |
| Marxism | This shit is going to hit the fan. |
| Atheism | No shit. |
| Seventh Day Adventist | No shit on Saturdays. |
| Existentialism | Absurd shit. |
| Agnosticism | What is this shit? |
| Nihilism | Who gives a shit? |
| Deconstruction | Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives. |
| Christian Science | Shit is in your mind. |
| Moonies | Only happy shit really happens. |
| Jehovah's Witnesses | Knock, Knock, shit happens. |
| Scientology | Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard |
| Hare Krishna | Shit happens, Rama Rama. |
| Hedonism | There's nothing like a good shit happening. |
| Rastafarianism | Let's smoke this shit. |
