Joke thread

[musashi]

 

[longball]

 

[Uncle Jack]

 

[musashi]

Soccer! Two great teams!

How do you really feel about it?

 

[Ken Abbis]

 

[longball]

 

[musashi]

 

[BobLiveus]

 

[Fish]

Poaka showing poaka how it’s done

 

[Uncle Jack]

 

[musashi]

It's a thing these days

 

[longball]

^^^^It WAS a thing. The times, they are a changing! Do 3x the work in 1/2 the time! I also like that blonde way over far right in the green shirt.



Longball

 

[musashi]

It's a statement about what is going on in Europe right now. Ppl are sick of it and are fighting back.

 

[longball]

Ok, now I see it. Hadn't heard anything here. Was wondering why you posted a tractor. Like 2 million tractors at the Brandenburg Gate. I did see the new Queen of Denmark. pretty cute, eh? I do try to keep up on European 'affairs'.

 

[musashi]

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'Sir...There's no money in that account.
''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.’

Not All Seniors Are Senile...​

 

[Mr. Brown]

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'Sir...There's no money in that account.
''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.’

Not All Seniors Are Senile...​

Sounds like @longball

 

[Fish]

 

[Proud Kraut]

Last one got me

 

[longball]

In case you hadn't guessed by now, the correct phrase is: for fuck's sake. “Why?” you ask. Because something can only be done for or on behalf of someone or something's sake.Jan 26, 2023

Grammar Guide: For Fuck's Sake vs. For Fuck Sake — wrong side of write

It’s not that hard, for fuck’s sake. Wait. Is that right? I think so. I’m, like, 83% sure that’s right. We’ve all been there. We write or say something and then immediately begin to question our own reality. Let's get to the bottom of this fucker.

www.wrongsideofwrite.com

 

[Fish]