Vaping Mango while listening some old tunes is a warranty trip back in time -
Note I*m not Religious just enjoy
Time for a story ...
Back in the days when I was 14 years old me, my younger brother 10 years old and our best friend Socotran Alex 13 years old.
We been send to a summer Christian camp for 3 weeks.
Was far away from our region and we where the 3 of us, we had no friends, where manly kids from Capital area that knew each other and acted like gang.
We where sleeping in 10 different barracks in groups of 10 to 15 kids aged from 10-16 and our
team leader was an Adult usually someone that come out from the camp after years of participation.
Dj was the nick name of the most scary person in the camp. He was was 2 meters tall, dressed in black, fat with long hair,long beard looking like medieval priest bouncer, caring always a huge flash light that's give to everyone the impression that is going to kick his ass with it if anyone tried a cause any troubles.
Early every morning Dj was waking us up at 07:00,
Fixed our beads, clean the barrack
Walk fast 400 meters to open wash room , clean our teeth and faces with cold water and then fast gatherer outside the church sharp 8, that was build in the middle of the camp.
We prayed all loud and then we headed to the breakfast area. Nobody ever missed the Morning pray cause who missed went back home same day. I dont really know we didt miss it after the first day there
During your breakfast you had to finish all your meal, 2 slice of bread with jam and butter and drink canned cow your milk .
Every day one of the Barracks was responsible for a service activities.
The tasks where 3
1.Help Kitchen prepare breakfast Buffe , lunch and Dinner clean and wash.
2.Clean the camp ground from trashes.
3. Clean the Turskish Style WC and showers.
They had placed us in Barrack number 9, this was bad place Something like
Cobra Kai dojo , full of idiots from some fighting school, that instead of being disciplined they tried bully us from the first day, we didn't train in any fighting but we where watching Rambo and Nilja Movies time after time ( 3 little Ninjas )
So the big boy slapped Sumo style Socotran Alex and pushed my brother. Well you dont start a fight with Rambo Ninjas hahahah.
Kick to the balls from me head lock from Alex we kick the shit of him till the rest of the barrack jumped on us and start kicking our asses
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Dj like a guard dog he was, come there is second to save us, shaked everyone left and right grabbed me and Alex from the ears and dragged us all the way to the camp principle, there we been blamed as trouble makers .The Punishment was to move us to Barack number 10 with all the unwanted people and surprisingly wasn't any team leader in charge and be service team and clean every day the Turkish WC.
Now everybody knew that we will fight back and DJ was aware that this was just the beginning , so picking up a fight with us wasn't so easy.
But we where wrong the same night, some time after midnight the door of our barrack opens and 2 huge black plastic bags full of water where through at the beds we supposed to be sleeping, but we have changed beds in the opposite raw of beds, behind the door so we show all ,them walking throwing the water and running away.
The war was on, we where in Enemy territory and we had to retaliate fast and decisively we had to strike back the same night.
We showed no fear me and Alex waited all to sleep again, grabbed a tooth paste a shampoo and a plastic bag, jumped out from the window and carefully walk in the dark to Barrack number 9.
Opened the Middle window that was always half open I jumped in first Alex passed me the plastic bag that we both had pee in it Placed it carefully next to the Bully belly , with a tooth pick made few holes. Alex mean while put shampoo at the exit and in the corridor and tooth paste at the door handles and light switches.
We jumped out of the window and before even make 2 step the most epic scream of Victory we ever heard
Manuel manuel (Was the name of the Team leader) I peed on my pants
, some lights opening, people start swearing and loud bangs from them falling in the slippery floor .
We where back in our beds nobody see us nobody heard us we where pro mate hahahaha.
Yeah Right first in the morning the principle asked to see us , he told us we will burn to hell if we continue making signs. We said wasn't us we where scared in our Barrack .
That was only the beginning We couldn't stop the our attack plan otherwise we will be eaten alive . Was just the 3 day in the camp or so and we where is full troubles.
Frogs, rotten water melons, flies and some broken wc pipe spraying in someones face, when again have time and inspiration I will continue . Now Is a Mango break
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