Star Dawg
This is a clone I was gifted on June 4th. I certainly thanked the person for such a kind act and asked her if she knew the plant was badly root bound and that there was at least one million spider mites on the plant! WTF! This is only a 4-inch plant! After watching her face contort into expressions of first, puzzlement, then horror, then disgust, she blurts out, "Maybe that is why 70 of my 74 clones look like they are dying and have webbing on them!". Yeah, maybe. I was too busy to do anything with the plant as I had 2 bands in the yard and a 100 people running around my house that day, so I put the plant on the furthest part of my property and figured I'd burn all the damn mites in a camp fire some night and be done with those bastages. {Edit:} *A quick sidetrack guys, but growing related. Grocery stores and laundromats are certainly some of the best places to meet women(Source: me, and of course, n2ishun). However, having bands in your yard is also a great way to meet women! I like that the women are already at my house and my bed is much closer than it is when I am at the grocery store!
The best part of having a band in your yard? Women come to YOUR house and start drinking alcohol, smoking weed, getting ready to dance! And Party! They start Movin' & Groovin', a little Shake, Rattle, and Roll, yeah, that's the fine life, and it's all happening at YOUR house. You don't get that shit in the grocery store!
I look for the women that are dancing in a manner that my grandmother would call "Lewd & Lascivious". How many times do you see that in a grocery store? At My/Your house, this is encouraged! Nowadays, some people may call it 'sexy' and some people may call it inappropriate, or politically incorrect. Whatever they call it, they will sue each other for some violation of rights. In the meantime, I will invite one of these 'Lewd & Lascivious' dancers to stay the night! {Edit}
What's all this got to do with growing? Talk to, or dance with, all the quieter grooving girls you are attracted to , who you will need more than one night to know, and see which one might like an autoflower. They smoke pot, that's why you invited them, they might like an autoflower(this is the growing part). At some point, that woman that you are attracted to will call you and invite you over! It's not too hard to get bands to play in your yard for free. Next free party is June 25th, love to see
@Kryppler here as we have the edibles. They won't send him to the med tent in a coma as there is no med tent. But we would lay him out in the far meadow with a million fireflies! We will also check him frequently to make sure he is on his stomach!
After a couple days of recovery from the party, I go check on the Star Dawg. Damn thing is still living. Doesn't look good, but still fighting to survive! And loaded with spider mites! She didn't just curl up and die but fought the 'good fight' against insurmountable odds so I decided to help her. She is determined to survive, no matter the odds. A trait I admire! First, I set her in the shade, and being root bound, I put her in a bigger pot with much better soil, always a good thing. Next, I cut off all the horribly infected leaves, then I sprayed her with a 50% mix of rubbing alcohol and water. I sprayed near a quart of this on her and I thought she would die from bending over from being so wet. She was only 4 inches! I then rubbed every square inch of her between my fingers. Top and bottom of leaves, everything. Don't know if it helps scientifically but I had every square inch of this plant between my fingers hoping to rub off or squish every spider mite and egg cell! After 4 evenings of this and checking her with a 60x jeweler's loupe every morning I let her back in the sun. She grew for the next week so I transplanted her into her final pot. During the transplanting I noticed that the root ball on this little plant was a big as a softball or grapefruit! The root ball was near as big as the the plant! WTF! I will keep you updated on this Star Dawg plant for better or worse!
She is looking better now!
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