Joke thread

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An old Marine Gunnery Sergeant wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are old, that you should know five things:

The bartender as you can see is a blonde girl. You can't see her baseball bat.

The bouncer is a blonde girl.

I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?

The old Gunny thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
 
noshow said:
Hey all lets start a joke thread. Maybe to help those having a not so good day have a laugh. Let's try our best to keep it clean, and civilized...Here is a start...



During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the window?"
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🤣Thank you. That was funny. 😂 Well... I better call my Grandmother and book a room at the home with her. Looks like it's time for me. 🤣
 
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