Ken Abbis said: "your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to keep.........a fired chicken and gotato n pravy" (or that's what I heard on this spotty network connection)
I accept the mission, SIR, and I will not let you down, SIR! I am already a qualified 'Marksman' on the gotato gun and pravythrower, SIR! Looking forward to firing chickens, SIR! My next door neighbor raises chickens, SIR, so I will not lack ammunition, SIR!
Will operate under code name 'Luca Brasi'. SIR!
Sir Can Abyss, I respectfully thank you for allowing me to accept this mission on the day of your daughter's wedding, SIR!(leans down and kisses Sir Can Abyss's hand)
Hasta la vista baby, SIR!
Undyingly loyal,
Luca