The 3 most important words to tell your wife are not "I love you ".They are "You're right, Dear."
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charlesufarley
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For those of us in the US who are fucking inundated by political ads for the next several weeks, this may bring a little humor. 
You hit the perverbial nail on the head !For those of us in the US who are fucking inundated by political ads for the next several weeks, this may bring a little humor.
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A traveling salesman was lost on a lonely country road at night in the rain.He stopped at a farmhouse to ask directions.He knocked and nobody answered.Knocked again and no answer.He peaked in the window and saw a woman squeezing her tit and pointing out the window and a man with an umbrella over his head giving the woman the finger but they were ignoring his knocking.He left and drove a short distance and stopped at the next farmhouse.He got the directions he needed and before leaving told this neighbor the very odd thing he saw at the other house.The man said ," Oh ,they are deaf mutes.They can't hear or speak.Over the years I've gotten to know thier signlanguage.She was telling him to go outside and milk the cows and he was telling her " fuck you it's raining."
charlesufarley
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The exterior decorator needs meds.
charlesufarley
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Best Halloween costume of the season.
